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residentknowitall:

welp
me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

i gardened and cooked for th family reunion today and it was really relaxing and great. i am happy for real. this is ok

This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash
omg even you have a ridiculous queue pun this is beautiful

thank you. i do try. i just couldnt let that opportunity pass me by lmao

so glad you had fun at pre-college!! also, i have family in puerto rico too!!

it was so great…. thats really neat!! all of my family is from either cuba or puerto rico originally. yay for huge hispanic  families

OH SHI T WAIT you might not recognize me THIS IS BLOOODLETTING/LEANN i remade ehehe;;;;

Helllooooooo

o my i’ll make sure to follow you rn

ayyyyy i just got a copy of good omens

im gonna read this shit and join the fandom hell yea

and now the angst about missing comic con and probably never being able to go to comic con begins

tech was great (i took a 3 week criminal psych class) and my teacher was a really neat grad student in criminal psychology and law, but the dorms were really tiny and my roommate was kind of messy. im really looking forward to uni, even though i might not go to georgia tech, bc i want my major to be in the forensic/medical field and there are a lot of other great colleges for that… the class was amazing and i learned so muchand actually met people with similar interests irl tho…

im back from tech . ive been back since monday but its been chaotic and weve been prepping for a family reunion. 19 people are flying in from puerto rico and coming over i am terrified

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

q2k:

q2k:

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

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I was being 100% serious.

deutsche-bishoujo:

"you don’t need medicine it’s all poison"

"nature is better than therapy just look at a waterfall"

"real medicine is fruits and vegetables"

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